Cut Down This Tree...

I was in Soho the other day, walking up the Broadway with a friend of mine doing some late Christmas shopping when I spotted these. Now people, '05 was officially the year of the patent leather. Jordan Space Jam XI's made it a must have, BAPE's multi-colored treatment made them crack, but these shits right here...PLEASE send to rehab. There is no excuse for these; multi-colored patent leather Timberland field boots!?!?!? That's an oxymoron. In other words it shouldn't be done. Can we take it back to '93 when there were only 3 colors for timbs, cus now its getting out of control. Whether you are in the forest or not, everyone can hear this tree fall.

CAUTION: If you have these, YOU WILL GET CLOWNED ON.